Tuesday, September 5, 2017

The Annotated Sons of God: Issue 1


Issue 1 Sons of God, Captains of Industry, Heroes of Old…


Deadly Virtue I (for #1, #2, & #3 story arc): chastity (converse sin: lust)  slogan: “Chastity begins in the home…”   
animal cow 
colors: blue (and/or red)     
Disclaimer: disclaimer: this is a work of fiction_ any resemblance to persons living, dead, or other is completely  inexplicable...
it’s all made up anyway_ isn’t it?  all manufactured... all characters & art copyright bathtub comics, September 2013”

Front Cover: The front cover of issue 1 was meant to inspire a sense of mystery and adventure and horror: the reader may be surprised to learn that I was educated by catholic nuns up through 7th grade (then by Christian Brothers for my last 2 years of High School). Guess I wasn’t too traumatized… In this Chicago back alley, we see Sister Mary TB; what she is holding in her little purple velour sack will become apparent in a few pages. Several leech monsters are scurrying down the wall towards their yummy victim (we’ll find out about the nuns transforming into leech monsters towards the end of issue 1). On the brick wall, we see two pieces of graffiti: “ax hacx” and a drawing of a lamb. “Ax Hacx” is seen throughout the book in various backgrounds, as tattoos, on ties, etc. It is the Aramaic transliteration of “Sons of God” and it is a way for them to mark their territory without arousing any suspicions. (it is however written from right to left in Hebrew and Aramaic, but it is just the anglicized version of the original alphabet and spelling, and is meant to be in altered/adulterated


   
form. Alef, lamed, yod, mem are in recognizable Aramaic, but in bene (bet, nun, yod) bet and nun are pushed close together and look like an x or another alef)
The lamb is the symbol of Jesus, but it is always a conflicting image throughout the book: more closely associated with an innocent about to be slaughtered than with Jesus Christ. The victim was begging for “charity”, but someone has altered his sign to read “Chastity”, with the letters “ST” written in his blood: we will see that she is punishing him for sexual crimes.
            Front Inner Sleeve: On the front inner sleeve of issue 1, we see the same alley scene in Frank Miller style black and white. Jojo tried every idea and style that popped into his head each month; our friend the great artist Max Leon told him way back at the beginning not to let people pigeon-hole him into one way of doing things and he took that to heart. (although, Jojo has always been a next-level inker, even WAY back here when he was just 11 or 12) This page features the theme for this issue: “Sons of God, captains of industry, heroes of old, children of the mighty…” and it teases the first deadly virtue (hint: it’s NOT charity…) This also features the first biblical quotes: we tried to reproduce biblical quotes as accurately as possible, even stating the version of the translation wherever possible. I wanted to give the bible’s authors full credit: it’s just not possible to make up shit this crazy.
(I would be remiss if I did not also credit the excellent movie “Prophecy III” for reinforcing this Nephilim mythology: it is one of my favorites, and the little boy in our story takes his name and insignia from that movie…)
(Also, It will be some time in the book before we get to the modern definition of Sons of God that this story is based on: F. Scott Fitzgerald’s first description of the hero of The Great Gatsby, so here it is now, in preview: He was a son of God — a phrase which, if it means anything, means just that — and he must be about His Father’s business, the service of a vast, vulgar, and meretricious beauty.” )
Issue 1, page1 this is a composite made-up area: it is based on “Back of the Yards”: worker/immigrant housing for the slaughterhouse workers. This is Dany’s “house”, underneath a slaughterhouse (why are there still any cows in there when they were abandoned in the 70’s…? It’s a ghost thing: those who don’t realize they are already dead (Wait or issue 0…) and whose footsteps are we following he? And who is following them? We’ll see these prints a few more times: they’re Stan’s, and Dany finds them and he follows them into town (past the ghost cows). Later we’ll also see these prints in issue 4, but if you look closely, you’ll see Dany’s little footprints following them, then coming back home, and Derek Frost’s barefoot four-toed footprints tracing them back Dany’s house. You can see “S of G” on an abandoned shop building. We also have the first disclaimer: “this is a work of fiction_ any resemblance to persons living, dead, or other is completely  inexplicable...”
 and then another recurring theme: “It’s all made up anyway, isn’t it? All manufactured?”
Page 2: Chicago theater, still following stan’s footprints to the alley.  The path he walks along S Archer from “Back of the Yards” neighborhood (Dany’s abandoned house and the old slaughterhouses) maybe along e. Lake, or N. State st., past the Chicago theater, then up E. Upper Wacker dr or N. Michigan towards the Du Sable Bridge. (It’s weird how many things have changed since we made this back in 2013: new stores, new backgrounds, etc.) He eventually stops in some alley like n. garland court or e Benton pl.
“SONS OF GOD SOLD OUT” a little joke, they sold out, sold their souls. And the time is “6am, valentine’s day, feb 14th…” this has always bothered me: valentine’s day was on Thursday in 2013 (when we started the book) but I think it should have been Tuesday (for 2014!) we’ll see… This features another recurring theme, in these awful political times: if you repeat something often enough, and with enough insistence, it begins to sound more true each time.


An actual ghost filmed by Google maps, on Michigan ave…





Page 3: panel1: this is the first of many times going to this alley: the boy is following footprints (which turn out to be Stan’s). the garbage truck symbolizes the meaninglessness of life: “One man’s garbage…” and we’ll see it again too.the Illinois license says “Repent, the end is here” (of course…) with a bunch of Chicago truisms (which, existentially, cannot be disputed, because they are truisms…)
Panel 2: more truisms about childhood, and the famous Chicago parent’s threat: “Be good, or you’re going to Dunning!” We’ll learn a lot more about Dunning, Chicago’s most infamous Insane Asylum, in issue 6. I like Sister Mary Todesengele Blutsauger’s voice: nuns are scary that way… (I’ll call her Sister Mary Leech-monster, Angel of Death from here on: it’s easier…) Note Dany’s cubs hat and green Lamb of God jacket.
Panel 3: this is from Curious George and the Bunny: “George looked and looked, but the bunny was gone. All the fun was gone too.” It seemed pretty creepy to have the little boy realize this was NOT a fun adventure.
Page 4: panel1: This is our first look at Carl Bobson: a true-life monster more evil than any I could invent:  as I said above, Bob Carlson was infinitely more evil and dangerous than any pan-dimensional entity: this guy used his position to get access to little boys, and he ingratiated himself with groups all over the city: police, college, hospital and prison officials, women’s groups. He used insinuate himself into official ceremonies all over town, such as the funerals of prominent Bangoreans, and he would pop up as the main celebrant or master of ceremonies… I’ve seen him pop up at the podium and take the microphone when you’d least expect him, and people loved him: thought he was the greatest thing since sliced unleavened bread. When he was finally found out (when one former victim threatened to reveal Carlson’s true character to the world), Carlson jumped off the new Penobscot Narrows bridge to his death (in November of 2011). But his false persona, just like his fake theological credentials, are still slowly haunting his victims, and the whole town. this scene is, of course, from the Godfather: Sal Tessio asking Tommy Hagen to get him off the hook (“Can’t do it, Sally…”) Panel 2: Bobson begging for mercy, trying to get himself pardoned, starts babbling Mark Ch 5 verse 38 as fast as he can… to no avail
Page 5: panel 1 “Shh, now don’t make such a fuss…”, a line that will come back later… based on that awful scene at the end of Saving Private Ryan, where the Waffen soldier kills Mellish: "Give up. You don't have a chance. Let's just end it. It's easier for you, much easier. You'll see, it will soon be over" in German:"Gib auf. Du hast keine Chance. Lass es uns beenden. Es ist einfacher für dich, viel einfacher. Du wirst sehen, es ist gleich vorbei".
Panel 2: This is how I remember the sign of the cross from catholic school: up-down-left-right. The Charity sign is a fake-out: he is asking for alms (for the poor), but the real first deadly virtue here, is “Chastity”: we’ll see that she changes the sign, writing “ST” over the “R” in Bobson’s own blood (priests sexually abusing children entrusted to them should have its own circle of hell…) behind them, we have our first look at the “Ax Hacx” grafitti, and the Lamb: the sons of god marking (or “tagging”) their territory.  We see her sisters, changing into leech-monster form, and also the nun’s jaunty foot-wear: ruby slippers, of course! She is holding a purple velour bag containing Bobson’s heart.
Page 6: Panel 1: Sister Mary Leech-monster was expecting the boy to wander in! (How could that be?) (the leeches are each dissolving a finger)
Panel 2: also the first of MANY subversive prayers: “When things are at their darkest, you never know if your prayers are actually being answered…”
Panel 3: Don’t worry, the horror ends now…” which actually means “Don’t worry, the real horror is just about to start now…”
Page 7: Dany was having bad dreams and really couldn’t sleep: we’ll see why next issue. (the latin words are my favorite incantations from Poulenc’s Gloria.)
Page 8: panel 1 the DuSable bridge (aka the Michigan Avenue Bridge), a 100 year old marvel of engineering. (again with the “If you repeat that often enough it sounds true” theme…) This is a view from inside the McCormick bridgehouse and Chicago river museum.
Panel 2: we’ll learn the great creature’s name soon. You can see the little leeches coming to the bridge, then changing back into nuns.
Page 9: this is how I pictured the leech nuns would speak (not like humans…) And Sister Mary Leech monster always uses old latin/English spellings (for foetus, daemon, paedophile, etc. )
Page 10: panel 1 who could be making their way through this crowd o nuns, on a frigid early morning on an abandoned bridge? This is based on Bugs Bunny’s “Hare Do” where bugs keeps climbing over all the patrons in a movie theatre showing “Anthony Adverse” “Scuse me, pahdon me, beg your pahdon…” the leech monsters are now seen from behind, so their words are backwards: “Fulfill your destiny, you worthless, whey-faced minnow!” “Feed him, you dogfish!” “Drop it in!” “We love you”. Then we have more reverse-engineered prayers (self-fulfilling negative prophecies…)
Panel 2: we see the bear cub on Dany’s hat is also terrified now. Sister Mary Child Abuse is a take-off on Cheech and Chong’s “Sister Mary Elephant”.
Page 11: the 3 little words? You have to remember back to May of 2013, when Kai, real name Caleb Lawrence McGillvary) the “hatchet wielding hitchhiker” or the “home-free hitchhiker”, was all the rage: appearing on every channel, getting gifts from Jimmy Kimmel, etc. It was all so funny and cool… until it wasn’t: well, here come those famous 3 words: “Smash…
Page 12: panel 1 “Smash…” (by the way, this is a Stanley steel camp-axe or hatchet, with a black rubber handle-grip)
Panel 2: Smmmmaaash! This is our first look at our hero, Stan! Ever present red sweatshirt/hoodie, ax, and red converse all-stars (with upside-down pentagram stars for ankle insignias.) “Smash Smash SMMMMASH” was, of course, Kai the Homefree Hitchiker’s viral catch-phrase: people carelessly lionized him, canonized him, and took advantage of him. They put him all over the internet, facebook, etc. when it was plainly obvious that this young man had serious mental health issues himself and should not have been turned into a star or a media-darling. We heavily criticize the media here and in later issues, as well as ourselves for our voracious appetite for “the next viral thing”. You can see Stan wearing his red hoodie, like Kai wore, but instead of a Fox racing insignia, it is a Wolf (the wolf and the lamb are recurrent character themes throughout the series…) The logo is a tribute to Joss Whedon’s “Angel” series: Wolf, Ram, and Me (ooooh, what a giveaway…)
Back inside sleeve: It is possible that Stan may a little like a famous actor of the era, known for making Faustian deals on Madison Avenue…  Several characters are based on the spirit or aura of famous personalities of 2013/2014. Also a tip-off to the era, Stan is the first (and only) comic book hero to wear Google Glass. I thought it was going to take off, but somehow, people started legislating against Google Glass almost from the start. I’ve tried them on, and they are SUPER cool and advanced. The main question was: how do comic books get all these amazing scenes of battles and monsters and super dramatic goings on? We wondered, why not have a character recording everything on his Google Glass, then we have a rational explanation for these 1st hand images (although it becomes apparent immediately, that Stan always has his own agenda and only releases what suits him…) Another clue in this image? “Pleased to meet you…” I hope you’ve guessed his name… Also, “You were expecting maybe…” was a running gag with two of my heroes: Bugs Bunny (you were expecting maybe the easter bunny? Humphrey Bogart? Etc.), and Bullwinkle J. Moose (“You were expecting maybe John Philip Sousa?”) it seemed too predictable, boring, and easy to say “Some heroes are born, some are made”, or to quote Shakespeare: “Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em.” This slogan fits Stan much better… “Some are neither born, nor made…” 
P.S. I can’t quite remember what the tiny little hidden words are JOjo wrote in the lower left red corner, but I’ll ask him… update 7 17:oh! I penciled that page: He thought he saw words in the corner so he inked them: he thought it said OK a-lias or OK elias… YAY! Mystery finally solv-ed!

Back Cover: I love how you can still see the rims on her eyes even when the little leech takes her glasses… This was back in a very serious “Spawn” phase for Jojo, and the early Spawn’s used to give out posters, etc.


Disclaimer: I am fully aware of just how Zimsky this is: writing down all these sources and inspirations and references for… well, for posterity. Theyah!

Tuesday, August 8, 2017

We're Shipping down to Boston: WAAAAYYAAAY-oh!

Now you might think having Stan Lee, Greg Capullo, JR Jr, Neal Adams, Rob Liefeld, Drew Struzan, Jae Lee, Sean Gordon Murphy, Joe Quinones, Matt Hawkins, and dozens more would be enough reason to go to the Boston Comicon this very weekend! Well, think again: Bathtub Comics, by some amazing quirk of fate, will be RIGHT IN THE BOSTON COMICON! Come see us at table AA512! We'll be so much fun to see! We'll draw stuff and goof around and tell you all kinds of cool stuff... Come on down!





Boston Comicon! WooHOO!

p.s. of course there are also TV and Movie Stars there to boot! ("Who?" you may ask? try Tim Curry, Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes, Karl Urban, Alan Tudyk, Anthony Daniels, Matt Smith, Karen Gillan, Ian Somerhalter, Charlie Cox, James Marsters, Eliza Dushku, Ming-Na Wen, Barry Bostwick, und so weiter, und so weiter...!)

Saturday, December 31, 2016

The Annotated Sons of God: preface

Well boys and girls, as we warned you, here now is some good old-school blogging: a step by step walkthrough of the book, just for the sake of it! We'll put out a new installment every month or so for each of the 11 chapters in the book:


THE ANNOTATED SONS OF GOD

“Sons of God” is a trademark of Bathtub Comics, copyright 2016.
These annotations are copyright 2016 by Ioannes Patrem, and they are styled after the definitive work of this type, “The Annotated Watchmen”, by Doug Atkinson (copyright 1995). Please check it out online at http://www.enjolrasworld.com/Annotations/Alan%20Moore/Watchmen/watchmen_complete.htm It is a brilliant work that I never tire of rereading. It is my hope for this text to be a similar “companion piece” to our comic book, and that maybe it will make the story more fun for the reader.
Disclaimer: Now right at the top, let me first say that I am fully aware of just how very Zimsky1 I’m being here: writing down all these sources and inspirations and references for… well, for posterity. Theyah! Now, on to the notes…

Certain notes are true for each issue:
Each issue was created by the son/father team of Iosephus Filius and Ioannes Patrem: our latin pseudonyms. As with many jokes throughout the book, we tried to go back to biblical era languages, terms, measurements, etc. We tried to be grammatically accurate, but readers will surely find incorrect latin declensions, badly drawn Aramaic words, and misspelled Hebrew phrases. For example, “Iosephus Filius” is latin for “Joseph the son”, while “Ioannes Patrem” would be “John the father”. Why did we use the accusative case patrem instead of the nominative case? I do not know, go ask your pater. Astute readers will note that in issue 1 we went with ars et fabula (art and words) filius et pater (father and son). In issue 2 we tried fabela et picturae (story and pictures) Ioannes et Iosephus. And in issue 3, we even tried the ablative case patre et fīliō (from the father and from the son). So from issue 3 on, we settled on the much easier story and art by JP2.
Each issue is based on one deadly virtue and deadly vice: Issues 1, 2, and 3 are built around the first deadly virtue, chastity (and its corresponding deadly vice lust). We kept a slogan around for each vice in our notes, but did not put them in the comics (to let people try to discover the deadly virtue motif on their own). The unwritten slogan for this virtue is “Chastity begins in the home” (referring to the sexual abuse of children by relatives and clergy, as will be explained later in issues 1 through 3).
Each issue also features a color scheme based on one of the “seven deadly virtues” (and also on the seven deadly sins). The palette is based on the generally agreed-upon color associated with each virtue and vice: in issue 1, the first deadly virtue is teased on the cover, in the dead man’s sign. He was asking for “charity”, but we can see that someone has changed the letters to “Chastity” written in blood (this will be explained later in the issue). In each issue, the color scheme is predominantly featured on the front and back covers, but also to a lesser degree throughout.  For Issue 1, lust is associated with the colors red and blue, and chastity with white.
Each issue features an animal that is associated with one of the deadly sins. We try to have the animal appear both on the cover, and in the issue. For issue 1, the animal is the cow (which will also come back again in later echoes of the slaughterhouse in issue 0 and issue…)
Each issue features the logo “Sons of God”:  each month one of the 9 letters is replaced by the symbol of a world religion. On issue 1, the first two letters S and O are drawn as a serpent on a tree or cross, and as a star in a circle: the caduceus is used as a symbol of alchemical mysticism and cosmic Christianity (as in “Moses and the Brazen Serpent”) and the pentacle is a symbol of Satan, as opposed to the inverted pentagram). Each issue we morphed one more letter into a religious symbol. The next two covers (for issues 2 and 3) also represent the two main antagonists (Jesus and Satan, i.e. Jesse and Stan) this time with the symbols the alpha and the omega (but as you’ll see, the point of the whole story is which one is which: who is the savior, who is the force of destruction). When we first showed the comic to people on internet sites, some people misread the logo and we thought it was pretty funny, so on issue 11 the letters were changed to the mondegreen version: “Tons of Goo”…)
Of note, three issues (issue 9, 10, and 11) also have variant covers called “Top Shelf Comics” variant covers, in honor of our awesome local comic book store which has supported Jojo since the very beginning when he was 11, and which sells our comic books in the store. We also bring Top Shelf free comic book day comics sometimes and Jeff and Chris and everyone have been a terrific introduction to the comic book community.
Each issue also features an old silver age style Month, Issue number, and Price box, hand drawn: I’ve always hated how people make things $3.99 to look cheaper: so we proudly made all the prices 400 cents.
Each issue also includes a silver age era comics code seal of approval, only slightly modified for such a pious and reverent project as this. It seems characteristic of holier than thou people in charge, from the churches to the senators and committee members, to have a slogan like ours: “apropos of some Higher Authority” with the flying H.A. replacing the C.A.
Each issue also includes the Bathtub Comics logo: another moment of pure kid inspiration. After drawing some T-man comics, Jojo made a cover page for the story (“the only hero with the power of television…”) and out of nowhere, two versions of the Bathtub logo appeared (I have to find the other one somewhere…)  I still have no idea where he came up with it. You can see he drew it with a mouse on our old bundled photoshop elements when he was 11 or 12.
Each issue has a themed title, usually chosen for its dramatic import, but also teasing the action to come (literally or in an ironic sense). For example, the theme of issue 1 is “sons of god: captains of industry, heroes of old, children of the mighty”. This is the modern definition of the phrase “Sons of God”, since the story is nominally about the Corporation that has a controlling interest in Earth. As we see on the front inner sleeve, there is also a biblical definition of a son of god: “There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown,” (Genesis 6:4).
And just a brief digression here, yes, the “Sons of God” are all male: I felt the need to perpetuate this insanity, from the bible having all male angels all the way to today with everyone’s hero Pope Francis stating that women will probably never be ordained as priests. (Does God or the pope have an explanation why Angels are exclusively male in the Bible? Michael, Gabriel, Lucifer, and several unnamed male angels referred to exclusively in the masculine. Weird, huh?
·         Judges 13:21, "Now the angel of the LORD appeared no more to Manoah or his wife. Then Manoah knew that he was the angel of the LORD."
·         1 Chronicles 21:27, "The Lord commanded the angel, and he put his sword back in its sheath."
·         Zechariah 1:19, "So I said to the angel who was speaking with me, “What are these?” And he answered me, “These are the horns which have scattered Judah, Israel and Jerusalem."
·         Revelation 14:17, "And another angel came out of the temple which is in heaven, and he also had a sharp sickle."
And even our most progressive and seemingly unbiased reference sources today are ridiculously biased:  “Only 15.5 percent of the 1,445,021 biographies on the English Wikipedia were about women as of January 2015.” This, from Wikipedia’s own pages about gender bias…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Writing_about_women  and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_bias_on_Wikipedia )
(But don’t you worry, we may have a little surprise for everyone who buys this male-supremacy crap before the end comes (say around issue 10…)

So, What's The Comic About?


it's a little hard to say, exactly...
Here is the original idea: when you see a leaf skittle down the street, it’s really a child’s hat that’s blowing away. (that's just how we thought of it, the spirit of it... fantastic, odd stories)

And we wanted to always remind our readers each episode that the villain's job is to awaken heroes. But which ones are the heroes and which are the villains…
Here's another description: The “Sons of God” are an unknowable shadow corporation, with residence in the most exclusive penthouse apartment in the modern world: on the very doorstep of the fallen World Trade Center. It is whispered that this organization is planning a hostile takeover, and means to evict the current tenants of this their largest property (Earth!) to clear the parcel for their own private use. The Board of “The Kingdom” consider themselves “Sons of God”, a phrase which may mean “Captains of Industry”, but might connote actual deities… But how to destroy all civilization, and every living creature therein in a suitable manner? Turns out the Jehovah’s Witnesses have had such a contingency built into their doctrine all along:
According to Jehovah’s Witness teaching, the final Battle of End Times has been prophesied to begin on October 2nd. Exactly 100 years ago, Brother Charles Taze Russell announced to the flock that “the Gentile Times have ended; their kings have had their day.” On that day, Oct 2 1914, Jehovah crowned his Son, Jesus Christ, as the Messianic King, to rule from heaven for 100 years.  The prayer “let thy kingdom come!” (Matthew 6:10) is actually to invoke the great tribulation, the War of Armageddon, to destroy dark Babylon on Earth. If Satan is defeated, it will mark a 1000-year paradise on earth: all that’s needed is the right “push” to begin the Apocalypse. That knowledge lies hidden in 7 forbidden editions of the King James Bibles from the year 1611! And only one man, a tortured, confused Jehovah’s colporteur knows where to find them!
 

there... cleared that all up! Now back to our story… where were we…? Oh yeah_ at the beginning:

Collected Comic Book (Graphic Novel):
Front Cover: Here we see the fictional (we think…) cloistered European convent of the Sister Servants of the Most Holy Meerungeheuer (German for sea-monster), and their leader Sister Mary Todesengele Blutsauger (Death-Angel Blood-sucker), SCS (Sisters of Chastity) founder and leader of the order of S.C.U.M. “Sisters for cutting up molesters…” a secretive fringe group of ultra-conservative fundamentalist medieval theological vigilantes… We’ll meet Sister Mary TB close up and personal in just a few pages, don’t worry…
Front Inner Sleeve: On the graphic novel’s front inner sleeve, the sisters are all waiting on a bus stop in their horrifying “Hostel” style eastern European country, wearing their ruby slippers, and in my head I heard the Monkees’ theme song… the “table of convents” shows the beginning of each issue as they were first printed, and includes the deadly virtue associated with each issue, along with that virtue’s slogan.
Back Inner Sleeve: This is the next line in the pre-fab four’s TV theme song: “You never know where we’ll be found, so you better get ready…” We can see that this bus bears the comic’s insignia of “A Higher Authority”, and the destination is “New Jerusalem”: literally, they are headed for the Apocalyptic End Times (which they hope to help bring about): this refers to the New Jerusalem of Revelation chapter 21 (so after the 1000 years). The license “Bene Elohim” means “Sons of God”. As we see, the driver, unfortunately, will not be making it to the New Jerusalem, and one of the nuns, in leech form, has taken the wheel.
Back Cover: This completes the lyric: “We may be coming to your town…” and in fact, the nuns have arrived in our town: Bangor. This is Stephen King’s house, and the real-life Bangor monster Bob Carlson lurking in the sewer system, in the manner Stephen King’s meta-evil clown Pennywise. Now, the sewer grate Stephen was inspired by is just a couple of blocks away at the corner of Jackson and Union street
And he has no sewer grate at his home. But… Bangor did have a real life Pennywise, until 2011: dressed not as a clown, but as a priest, and his name was Bob Carlson (he appears in issue 1 as Carl Bobson) and he was infinitely more evil and dangerous than any pan-dimensional entity: this guy used his position to get access to little boys, and he ingratiated himself with groups all over the city, with police, college, hospital and prison officials. He used insinuate himself into official ceremonies all over town, such as the funerals of prominent Bangoreans, and he would pop up as the main celebrant or master of ceremonies… people loved him, thought he was the greatest thing since sliced unleavened bread. When he was finally found out (when one former victim threatened to reveal Carlson’s true character to the world), Carlson jumped off the new Penobscot Narrows bridge to his death (in November of 2011). But his false persona, just like his fake theological credentials, are still slowly haunting his victims, and the whole town. ( http://bangordailynews.com/2012/08/01/news/bangor/carlson-investigation-reveals-many-witnesses-of-sexual-abuse-other-victims/ ).
The blurbs on the back cover are from another clergyman, Pope Francis, who is lauded in the lay news, on talk shows, radio, tv, papers, internet, and who is adored, in my book, WAAYYY out of proportion to the good he actually does. He says a few nice, polite things about gay people or women, and everybody fawns all over him. Remember, this is the guy that just came out and said women will probably never be ordained priests in the catholic church? The guy who says children should not be brought up in same sex households? Who won’t condemn the killings of the Charlie Hebdo cartoonists? He says a few sweet words which mimic progressive ideas, but then steadfastly sticks with all old school doctrine, from birth control to rejecting transgender people (we must embrace our “femininity or masculinity,” accept “our bodies as God’s gift,” and stop trying to “cancel out sexual differences”.

well anyway, it turns out the Pope has at least 20 official titles. Most of the titles printed on the back cover are from the official Vatican papal web presence. (Only two of these titles on the cover may have been elaborations on my part, see if you can tell which…)  the “123rd Equus asinus Detachment, serial number M52519” is the actual assignment and serial number of “Francis the Talking Mule” from the 1950 movie with Donald O’connor. Nuff said… The last blurb is the unofficial catch phrase of Stan, (and of the whole series): “Things is about to get weird” (or “things is gonna get weird”). 

end of first installment... to be continued!


Footnotes
1) from IMdB Quotes “2003 “The Core” Dr. Conrad Zimsky: [trapped in a compartment of Virgil with a nuclear bomb set to detonate; recording himself for posterity] For here, in the great unknowable, man can come to know the most important thing of all - himself. He can understand...
[trails off]
Dr. Conrad Zimsky: What the $^#$ am I doing?
[begins laughing hysterically; the nuclear bomb explodes]

Tuesday, December 27, 2016



THANK YOU EVERYONE,FOR A SUCCESSFUL KICKSTARTER!


tHAT WAS A LOT OF FUN, LIKE WATCHING OUR OWN jERRY lEWIS TELETHON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT: WOOhoo!
thanks to all your help, we can now print the Entire Story; the whole shootin' match; the whole kit and kaboodle! all 216 pages of whackiness, yessah. 

So with that, we could just go quietly into Professor John Brand's good night (over and over...)
or into the coconuts of Disney's Moana (and over and over with the coconuts...)
or Mickey Katz or anybody singing about Dreidels this week (oy! again with the dreidels?!)
but fear not...
We'll keep posting little updates on the afterlife of "Sons of God", the revenance, the second coming as it were... stay tuned for a little series of annotations specially prepared to darken the obscurity... I mean to help shed less light on the cryptic but inscrutible story that is slowly unwinding itself still. 
In the meantime, why don't you check out one of my FAVORITE web sitesa really brilliant piece of work, annotating Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons' masterpiece "Watchmen": it totally makes reading the book even more fun (I think it's the definitive annotation!) so enjoy "the Annotated Watchmen"!

Sunday, November 27, 2016

10 days of Kickstarter madness!!!!!!!

Yessah: it is alive! 10 days of monstrous Kickstarter madness!!!! If you need instant insanity, LOOK NO FURTHER! And may I just point out, crazy homemade comics from Maine make THE BEST CHristmas presents ever imagined... (and if oyu don't decide to back this essential project, demons and monsters MAY come to your house, just sayin'...)
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/467307828/sons-of-god-the-whole-story-of-how-the-world-ended
Kickstarters are so much fun...! pleez give till it hurtz...